pub rules:
1}no smoking or drinking over the pool table
2}no under fourteens
within sight of the bar
3}no under 18s without a fake id and a grown up sense
of humour
4}no fighting, except in the car park
5}no religion or
politics
6}the landlord's decision is final
7}no refunds for the cigarette
machine or juke box
8}be good or be barred
9}GO OUT AND GET DRUNK IN THE REAL
WORLD
10} RETURN TO THE PUB AND SCRIBBLE YOUR DRUNKEN ADVENTURES SO WE CAN ALL
SHARE THEM AND GOSSIP ABOUT IT IN THE COMMENTS
....just like a real village pub |
